Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's Day to all you doggie moms out there! Just because you aren't our actual birth moms doesn't mean we don't love you any less. You feed us and walk us and train us and cuddle with us, making us feel like the most special dogs in the world. My mom is great because she buys me raw meat instead of kibble for dinner, which I love. She also takes me on training lessons and walks with other clients, which makes me feel special. She knows where my favorite pet spots are and lets me lie ontop of her in the morning, even though I weigh 80 pounds.

So in honor of Mother's Day tomorrow, I have decided to give her these gifts:

• I will wait until 7 a.m. to jump on the bed and start licking her face because I'm really hungry and like food. I know she likes to sleep until 9, but that's a little too nice for a gift!
• I will let her sit on the couch in the evening, even though it is really comfortable.
• I will listen to every command, even when I know she won't give me a treat.
• I will play a ridiculous game of tug with her, even though all I want to do is tear the toy to little pieces.

I think that's enough. I mean, come on, it's not like it's her birthday. Anyway, think of something nice to do for your mom. I'm sure there's something you can do to make her feel good.

Love, Chubbs